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Post by Michael on Jul 27, 2006 9:26:19 GMT
John Dobson's i-pod Nano is now carrying 200,000 songs because it is too scared to tell him that it is full.
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Post by Tom on Jul 27, 2006 9:31:47 GMT
John Dobson can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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Post by Michael on Jul 27, 2006 9:32:52 GMT
John Dobson can win Connect Four in only three moves.
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Post by Tom on Jul 27, 2006 9:33:33 GMT
The First rule of John Dobson is: you do not talk about John Dobson.
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Post by Michael on Jul 27, 2006 9:49:45 GMT
John Dobson knows the last digit of pi.
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Post by Tom on Jul 27, 2006 9:54:43 GMT
In the movie "The Matrix", John Dobson is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
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Post by Esty on Jul 27, 2006 12:55:18 GMT
John Dobson sleeps with a night-light on. Not because John Dobson is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of John Dobson
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Post by Tom on Jul 27, 2006 13:01:21 GMT
John Dobson crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared to question his motives.
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Post by Tom on Jul 31, 2006 15:07:47 GMT
You can lead a horse to water. John Dobson can make him drink.
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Post by Michael on Jul 31, 2006 15:47:34 GMT
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with John Dobson.
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Post by Tom on Jul 31, 2006 15:49:03 GMT
John Dobson invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Pete Charkiw invented pink. The only reason the colour pink still exists is because John Dobson is colour blind.
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Post by Michael on Jul 31, 2006 15:50:18 GMT
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless John Dobson has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Post by Tom on Jul 31, 2006 15:50:42 GMT
John Dobson's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd - nobody fools John Dobson.
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Post by Michael on Jul 31, 2006 15:52:42 GMT
John Dobson owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 2004 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a Boots Advantage Card, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
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Post by Tom on Jul 31, 2006 15:53:56 GMT
Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. John Dobson once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.
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