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Post by Tom on Jul 26, 2006 10:29:52 GMT
When John Dobson does a press up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
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Post by Michael on Jul 26, 2006 11:16:55 GMT
When John Dobson wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken
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Post by Tom on Jul 26, 2006 12:41:03 GMT
John Dobson doesnt read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Post by Dave on Jul 26, 2006 13:37:26 GMT
John Dobson counted to infinity...twice!
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Post by Tom on Jul 26, 2006 14:26:38 GMT
If you can see John Dobson, he can see you. If you can’t see John Dobson, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Post by HannahMills on Jul 26, 2006 14:49:32 GMT
John Dobson was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
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Post by Tom on Jul 27, 2006 8:22:32 GMT
John Dobson doesnt sleep. He waits.
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Post by Michael on Jul 27, 2006 8:48:01 GMT
John Dobson is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Post by Tom on Jul 27, 2006 8:58:02 GMT
When John Dobson exercises, the machine gets stronger.
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Post by Michael on Jul 27, 2006 9:10:12 GMT
John Dobson can slam revolving doors.
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Post by Tom on Jul 27, 2006 9:11:08 GMT
John Dobson once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Post by Michael on Jul 27, 2006 9:17:28 GMT
John Dobson’s belly button is actually a power outlet.
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Post by Tom on Jul 27, 2006 9:20:09 GMT
John Dobson once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Post by Michael on Jul 27, 2006 9:22:14 GMT
John Dobson has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Post by Tom on Jul 27, 2006 9:23:08 GMT
John Dobson doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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